Office by Alex Penny
&life moves on.
why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong
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where can i download a flat stomach
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42 Recipes Made with SmirnoffSoooo….some tasty drinks with Smirnoff might be just what the doctor ordered this summer dontchathinkso?!
- Anti-Freeze #3
- Atlantic Sun
- Baywatch
- Blood Orange Blast
- Bloody Murder
- Blue Hawaii
- Blue Ninja
- Brain Eraser #3
- Candy Apple Sour
- Cody Spunk
- Cran-Apple & Vodka
- Crank and Vodka
- Cream Soda Shaker
- Creamy Niall
- Disco Lemonade
- Fireman
- Frostmark 5 on Ice
- Frye’s Spiked Orange
- Full Throttle
- Fuzzy Nipple
- Igloo Sue
- Jason Ball
- Lemonberry Twist
- Liquid Cocaine #6
- Miles
- Night Stalker
- Orange Soda Driver
- Pink Bliss
- Piss in the Snow
- Playboy Bunny
- Purple Goddess
- Purple Hurt Juice
- Russian Kelman
- Sex on the Beach #10
- Sledgehammer
- Slimer
- Slippery Dick #2
- Smirnoff Snapple Spikage
- Sparkley Spritz
- Triplesex
- Vodka and Schweppes
- Yellow Sock
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I’d like to do cute shit with you. But also fuck the living fuck out of you.
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Black and white self harm/depression blog. I offer advice and follow back when asked. http://www.tumblr.com/blog/kiss-her-wrists13
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